Wednesday, 5 December 2007

Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get Married

Are you single or are you married, are you considering getting married. Well before you do just consider the following and then see if you want to stay single or get married.

Going Out
Single - Do what you want when you want no questions asked.
Married - Never do what you want without 20 questions who,where,why etc etc.

Single - You can play the field with a different women each week.
Married - You can only fool around with one women for the rest of your life.

Single - You can have endless hours of fun and excitement.
Married - What is fun and excitement.

Going Out Again
Single - You can go places couples cant.
Married - You can go to where singles cant.

Single - You can spend as much time as you want with your friends.
Married - You dont have any friends they are all single and out with there single friends.

Personnal appearance
Single - You dont have to improve your appearence.
Married - She insists on changing you.

Doing things you want to do
Single - There is nothing to hold you back.
Married - She tells you what you can and cant do.

Single - There is no moaning.
Married - its all moan moan bloody moan.